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greetings loved ones i'm colleen // 15 // p stump for prez //
villagers in town
the academy was

why have a kid w/someone when u can adopt a dog together 

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  #actually me    #jared    #right  

people freakin out over kanyes lyric about puttin an angel in kims ultrasound like he or any other rapper has never said anything questionably offensive 

  #like yea thats not cool    #but its kanye    #a rapper    #who expects rappers to not have rhymes like that  

dam my schools prom theme this year is gatsby and that just has so much potential itll probably be executed really shitty but im in love with the gatsby party aesthetic 

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

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ruinedchildhood:

me as a teacher

  #pup  

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

bearjewnation:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PHOTOSET. 

bearjewnation:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PHOTOSET. 

I WOULD keep kosher for Passover but I love bread,